Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Dear Kirstie Alley,

I know it is the holiday season and that your home wares store needs to be open and thriving to make a buck or million but I fear you have taken our dear Scarlett away. I think we all secretly knew that she is what keeps this blog on a forward moving path. There could be a new band I am missing out on or a new development in guyliner. I'm hoping for more the former than the latter unless the latter development is that is has been wiped completely out of existence except for David Bowie. I think it would be lovely if you just paid Scarlett and didn't make her work. Despite her giant green dress you can tell she's already been out pulling cotton weeds, why Rhett said so himself when she called upon him in the jail cell card game, so you can see she doesn't need to be worked any harder.

So in conclusion, free her from her decorative pillow cage for some play time with the other belles.

Thank you,

P.S.- I really think you should get back into movies. You look great and could make a great mother-in-law type character in a romantic comedy.

P.P.S.- Special props to beta blogger for losing the "sex" tag that was making you blocked by websense.


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