Monday, December 18, 2006

Help, please someone! I'm trapped under a mountain of decorative pillows. My elf shoes are pinching my feet and my employee is busting my silver bells.

-Scarlett
Elf #1196039

4 Comments:

Blogger the future mrs. darcy said...

If you haven't read the Santaland Diaries this is by far the time to do it.

Until i know if you have/haven't i will refrain from telling you my favorite line.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Margeaux Kramer said...

I saw someone perform from these stories last year while in Milwaukee. Hilarious!

11:43 AM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

Haven't read it, but if its written by Sedaris, its been recommended by a friend.

4:41 PM  
Blogger popodopalous said...

I cannot be bothered to cut and paste links, please use hyperlinking... (insert heavy exasperated sigh)

3:38 PM  

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