Thursday, February 01, 2007

Here's a fun game to distract you from your bad memories:
It's called "Tough Love".

What you do is you post reasons why Cam hasn't gotten back to Clem in the 4,854 seconds since she last emailed him since APPARENTLY the fact that he has a time intensive job isn't a good enough reason.

Answers thus far have been:
• he found someone else and got married this afternoon
• he joined the circus
• he's turned gay
• he's really a post-op tranny and doesn't know how to tell clem
• he's a figment of her imagination that only she is able to see and talk to but the rest just patronize her and pretend they seem him too and it's really petra who's been sending the emails (sparingly though, to keep her in check) but now PETRA has run off and joined the circus and another one of their roommates is signed online under petra's name but doesn't know how often she should send "cam" emails
• he had to go back to the future
• he lost the post-it that told him his past with Clem and due to freakish memory loss does not know to email her
• his ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts (and is most likely being told "Good night, Cam. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.")
• abducted by aliens
• sucked into a black hole
• house landed on him
• decided he really wanted to drive to Hogwarts
• Clem forgot that she left him handcuffed to her bed and he cannot reach the phone much less a computer
• he's out killing hookers
• working on Clem's "dick in the box" Valentine's Day gift

Ok now it's your turn fair bloggers- points for creativity!

4 Comments:

Blogger the future mrs. darcy said...

Oh p.s. - I'm gentle falling off the wagon tonight if anyone wants to do anything!

3:49 PM  
Blogger the future mrs. darcy said...

oooh one more:
• snakes on a mother-fucking plane.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Clementine said...

Thank you for indulging my neurotic side.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

-Nino's late. For Amélie, there's only two possible explanations.

He didn't find the picture.
He didn't have time to piece it together because repeat offenders took him hostage.
Chased by the police, they managed to escape.
But he caused an accident.
When he recovered, he couldn't remember anything.
A trucker gave him a ride and believing that he is a fugitive, put him in a container to Istanbul.
There, he came across Afghan adventurers, who took him with them to steal soviet missiles.
But their lorry exploded on a landmine in Tajikistan.
The only survivor, mountaineers helped him out, and he became a mujaheddin fighter.

Thus, Amélie really doesn't see why she should worry so much for a guy who'll spend the rest of his life eating bortsch, with a stupid hat on his head!

5:46 PM  

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