Okay here is what happened in NYC - TFMD was rolling with a homeless dude (nicely dressed for homeless) who handed out astrology maps of the stars for dollars. We lost Margeaux when a trannie on the L kidnapped her. She was later recovered on the Upper West Side having lost only her short term memory and her shoes. I earned cab fare by stripping. Howard Stern, so impressed with my moves, wants me to co-host his talk show.

Good times!