An Open Letter to Clementine

26th Day of October, 2006

Dear Clem,

The letter I received from your lawyer asked me to cease and desist dispensing any further dating advice. Point taken. I offer my heartfelt apology for wasting your time with my suggestions. In the future, I hope you will look past this little incident and I will earn back my credibility as the wise sage of whom I consider myself.


Sincerely,

Katie Scarlett O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler