Dear Entire World, Loyal Readers, Loyal Posters, People involved in a bet pertaining to FNB,

Not to sound like my Mom but can we please define "hook up". Being a wholesome yet angry and drunken lunatic in college I feel my definition is a wee bit different that others and has already once in recent history had me sitting a Caltort thinking to myself "But I thought you just...? And how would that...? Oh....OOOH" and then feeling like a home schooled middle schooler in a banana clip.

Because I believe we all realize that sloppy drunken making out is much different than full on knockin boots.

Hugs and Sunshine,
The Future Mrs. Darcy