Wikipedia says that to many women I am the epitome of a man. I am not one to disagree. Sorry to disappoint women everywhere but my one true love is a buxom lass named Scarlet. Take that as you will.

Though I thoroughly enjoyed the story of The Future Mrs. Darcy's misuse of Donkey Punch and Scarlet's enthusiastic telling of the tale in a local pub, I'll refrain from sharing my knowledge of such terms. As a fine Southern gentleman it's not talk fit for polite company. Though maybe one day I could be pursuaded over a fine bourbon on the rocks. Or three or four or eight as the case may be.

Instead I will leave you with a picture depicting our life in the Dirrty South. Enjoy.

-Rhett